Best Funny New Year Poems 2020

With the new year arriving in just a couple of month’s time, there are many concerns that people have in their minds.  However, new year is not the time to waste thinking about the concerns and rather is the time to have fun.  Many believe that the happy you stay on the new year, the happier you will be entire year.  So be sure to make this new year the most festive and funny one ever. To assist you with it, we have come up with Funny New Year Poems.  These poems will bring a big smile on your face while reading.  So, make sure to use them as much as possible on the new year eve.

Best Funny New Year Poems

Before the clock strikes 12 in the midnight announcing that the new year is here, let us all enjoy the last minutes of the old year to the core.  Welcome the new year with positive vibes and you will be paid off well for it. Don’t just share and spread good and positive words on the new year, but also shares smiles and laughs with all your dearest people in your life.   Though new year is considered a serious start by many, it is also observed with some funny takes with poems and all. The Funny Happy New Year Poems will tell you exactly that.

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These funny poems will make your day on reading them.  They are reprised according to the changing times and so are updated to the modern thinking.  These poems will be of great rhyming and you can share them with just anyone you like. You can also post a poem on your social media account for everyone to see.  This way you can easily send in smiles to everyone on the new year.

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I’m writing this in a state of shock,
Watching the clock—tick tock, tick tock,
Advancing, approaching, relentlessly,
A brand new year; Oh, can it be?

The calendar says the same thing, too;
Time races, vanishes for me; Boo hoo!
No, wait! If time flies, I’m having fun!
A year of fun! It’s gone! It’s done!

I now embrace the blur of time,
Because it simply means that I’m
Too busy with pleasure, joy, delight
To mourn the passing days’ swift flight.

So I’m wishing you fast, happy days,
Pleasuring you in myriad ways,
Filled with happiness and cheer,
Oh Happy, Happy Bright New Year!

May your success be as wide as celtel coverage and grow like Comium
May your enemies fall like the Leone
May you never struggle as Sierratel and NPA
May your enemies never understand themselves like Kabba
May the Glory of God never depart from you as corruption refuses to depart from Sierra Leone
May your enemies never locate you as the police can’t find Jonny Paul.
Happy New Year!

Dad’s on a ladder.
Out hanging up lights.
Mom’s baking cookies,
And we’re having fights.
Grandma is wrapping.
Our gifts by the tree.
We keep on fighting,
My brother and me.
In two days, it’s Christmas.
All over our town.
But we won’t stop fighting.
Till Santa comes down.
Happy New Year!

When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
On New Year’s Eve
Before the bells begin to clang
Ask her if she wants to
Ring in the New Year with a bang?

The New Year’s rolling in;
We’re planning quite a bash.
We need to have you here.
So it will be a smash!

We really want to see you;
We hope that you can make it.
So help us make our party fun,
Or we might have to fake it!

Just bring your awesome self (or “selves”)
And what you want to drink.
And we’ll provide the other stuff,
Including the kitchen sink!

When you let us know you’ll come,
We’ll smile and shout “Whoopee!”
So sit right down and phone us
With your kind R.S.V.P!

The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick’s on.
My hair is raked.
The turkey’s done,
And so, the stuffing.
What’s left to do?
My thought is nothing.
Hurray, it’s Christmas.
Pour the wine.
For once, I’m finally
Done on time.
Happy New Year!

My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions
This year I want to be a monkey
Jumping from tree to tree
Next year I can be a donkey

Braying from sky to sea.
Every year I want to change
And experience something new
I wish I am something strange
Like the disappearing dew.

I want to feel the life of a lion king
Sitting inside its majestic skin
Turning into a peacock I will sing
And be a cuckoopea Siamese twin

Why can’t I be a bubble?
Blow away and disappear
Instead of getting into trouble
Making resolutions every year.

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When the bells all ring and the horns all blow.
And the couples we know are fondly kissing.
Will I be with you or will I be among the missing?

Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight.
When it’s exactly twelve o’clock that night.
Welcoming in the New Year.

Happy New Year !

It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.

On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I’d exercise.
I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.

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